Launching Zit Popper 3000
Zit Popper 3000 Deluxe Edition is out. It's exactly what it sounds like: a procedurally generated 3D face shows up, covered in zits, and your only job is to pop every last one of them.
Every face is seeded, so nothing you see is hand-placed — the bumps, the blemishes, the arrangement, all generated fresh. Found a face you love (or hate)? Grab its Face ID from the top bar and share it, or punch one in to load someone else's. Hit "New face" any time you want a stranger to squeeze instead.
Two ways to squeeze: Hold mode, where you just hold a finger (or your cursor) on a zit until it pops. Or, on mobile, Pinch mode, where you actually bring two fingers together over a zit in a real squeezing motion. Switch between them with the button up top — pinch is the one that feels ridiculous in public and great in private.
It runs entirely in the browser, no install required, though there's an "Add to Home Screen" option if you want it living next to your other apps. Sound effects and a little victory sting are on by default — toggle them off if you're popping in a quiet room.